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Recipe for Prison Pruno

Last post 10-18-2007 6:57 PM by freebird. 0 replies.
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  • 10-18-2007 6:57 PM

    • freebird
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    Recipe for Prison Pruno

     Take ten peeled oranges,

    Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court,

    one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail,

    that the charged information was true,

    squeeze the fruit into a sm0all plastic bag,

    and the jury having previously, on said date,

    and put the juice along with the mash inside,

    found that the penalty shall be death,

    add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly.

    And this Court having, on August 20, 1991

    Place the bag into your sink,

    denied your motion for a new trial,

    and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes.

    It is the order of this Court that you suffer death,

    wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation.

    Said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin,

    Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours.

    At which place you shall be put to death,

    when the time has elapsed,

    in the manner prescribed by law,

    add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar,

    the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution.

    six teaspoons of ketchup,

    You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin,

    then heat again for 30 minutes,

    to be held by him pending final

    secure the bag as done before,

    determination of your appeal.

    Then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours,

    it is so ordered.

    Reheat daily for 15 minutes.

    In witness whereof,

    After 72 hours,

    I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court,

    with a spoon, skim off the mash,

    and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto.

    Pour the remaining portion into two 16 oz. cups.

    May God have mercy on your soul,

    Guzzle down quickly!

    Mr. Jarvis Masters.

    Gulp Gulp Gulp!

    by Jarvis Masters, Death Row P.O. Box C-35169, 3-AC-55, San Quentin, CA 94974

    Bye,
    Ro
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